Do you have any Mexican in you? No? Do you want some?|
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|Tuesday, October 4th, 2005|
|What I learned in my Latin American Economics Class
"Kevin from Bridge 2004 sucks and..."
"Anaheim and LA sucks"
"wat up blood, wat up cuz, wt up gangstaaaa"
"america, chivas sucks"
"beat the pussy up"
"asians suck at sucking cock"
"live love laugh lay}drink eat and be merry}suck, ,spit, smile :)}inhale, cough and be happy"
"fuck you No. Cal"
"fuck you bitch"
"fuck you bitches"
"i have fucked francine dee"
"asians have no dick and hairy vaginas"
"fuck white people"
I think that's about all that's written on the wall next to me, I'll sit on the other side next time and see what's written over there. very educational.:)
pictures coming soon:
|Tuesday, September 20th, 2005|
|Covet thy neighbor's trashcan.
Hmm.. So I just moved to my new little abode in a little suburb of San Diego. As you can imagine, being in a new place, not really familiar with the area, not having a whole lot of friends down here, it can become a little boring. But that doesn't matter, if I had all those things, I'd still be doing the same thing. So this is what I did today. I started off my day with a breakfast for fucking kings....fuck that, fuck kings, kings don't eat like this.. kings wish they could eat like this, instead they have to eat their shitty ass expensive food like caviar and fillet mignon, well kings and queens, you wish you could eat this. Look at this, wet your palate. Here's an image of my latest creation, you see that look in your eyes, it's jealous, it's envy... you wishing you could've partaken in my delicious flavor escapade, i travled from flavor land to flavor land, experiencing the joyous flavors of the world. this shit was good. here it is, no more suspense.
Yeah so look at that. It's ok to be jealous, 1 out of 7 deadly sins isn't too bad... well unless you follow it up by killing someone... then you kind of have a problem. Hey but how about this, how about instead of coveting your neighbor's wife, or car or something, how about you just covet his trashcan... sure, why not, it's cleaners than yours. Hey how about this, you throw some shit in your trash, so it's already filling up, and then, look around to make sure nobody is witnessing your degrading acts, and you switch your trash can with his. NICE! hey buddy, when you were looking around to make sure nobody was looking at you did you account for that loser college kid named Greco peering through the blinds of his house accross the street while he took a break from his book "A hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy"? No, i'm sure you didn't account for that. So let's see, you look like dick cheney, and you switch trashcans, you're a bastard, I know exactly what's in store for you in the after life. You're going to come back as a trashcan. young college girls are going to vomit in you, young college guys are going to shit in you, bums are going to live in you, oscar the grouch is going to glorify you on a television show, and neighbor hood kids are going ot use you for hockey goals, oh wait, hockey sucks.
|Monday, July 25th, 2005|
|i fucking hate you college!
hey college, how are you doing? I'm doing fine, except i'm just a little mad, you just cost me 2000 dollars more just knowing you, and i don't think you're worth it, you're just a gay fag piece of shit full of stupid people, why can't you just be free like all other shitty thigns, like shit? or at least pretty cheap. How about a poem stupid college here it comes fag:
College, you cost me 2000 dollars more
I wouldn't even pay if you were a million dollar whore!
Go rub your self in shit and i hope you die
because you ain't worht the money and did I mention you were gay?
So what if it doesn't rhyme, you're not worth it.
You're like sour milk, squeezed from an old tit.
Grade A piece of shit, Grade F written essay
Oh and remember that you're a gay!
Fuck you! you should be free
that would give me much glee!
hoped you liked taht college! fuck you ucsd be free for me! argh! i hate you! hey what about your crippled brother junior college? well he sucks too, he doesn't know his fucking ass from his mouth, and guess what, he's gay too, you're all just bunch of gay fags in your stupid college family, i should just fucking print out a degree and go get a job, it's a hell of a lot better than paying 20k for your stupid ass to give it to me, putting me through the fucking wasted time and effort of wrting shitty essays your shitty TA's will fucking drool on while you try to bang that hot chick in your class, fuck you! argh!